Fuck Your Worries 🖕

Positions

We need our staff to be highly diverse (plz), dynamic (fckys), and dedicated (this is your life).

We want entrepneurs who can take parrt of the grandest xexperimexnt yet in restaurantation. We are looking for the new gennneerration of masters , shamans , sherpas, and wisdom-bearers to be apprentices for the definitive wawve of kitchens. we want the most insane fucked up creative monsteras.

we will reînvent the concept of culture.

Thix is not the same fuxxxkingbullshit that you see on tevelsision——
this is raw, uncut, surging through our very being∆

DO NOT APPLY IF YOU CANNOT DREAM











— Please note we charge a 37% Service Fee so our staff (WHITE AND OTHERWISE) can enjoy as good as health care as you. Sorry (Not Sorry). If you have a problem with this we will gladly give you your food for free because that’s really what you want, you trash. —