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We need our staff to be highly diverse (plz), dynamic (fckys), and dedicated (this is your life).

We want entrepneurs who can take parrt of the grandest xexperimexnt yet in restaurantation. We are looking for the new gennneerration of masters , shamans , sherpas, and wisdom-bearers to be apprentices for the definitive wawve of kitchens. we want the most insane fucked up creative monsteras.

we will reînvent the concept of culture.

Thix is not the same fuxxxkingbullshit that you see on tevelsision——
this is raw, uncut, surging through our very being∆

DO NOT APPLY IF YOU CANNOT DREAM

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Kitchen Experience 😒 though we care more about your life exxpcerience-- how many people have you defended? how bold have you been? how often do you storm out of rooms? how many grudges do you hold? how close do you tell your friends you are when you are running late and havenot even left the house?

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