Fuck Your Worries 🖕


We need our staff to be highly diverse (plz), dynamic (fckys), and dedicated (this is your life).

We want entrepneurs who can take parrt of the grandest xexperimexnt yet in restaurantation. We are looking for the new gennneerration of masters , shamans , sherpas, and wisdom-bearers to be apprentices for the definitive wawve of kitchens. we want the most insane fucked up creative monsteras.

we will reînvent the concept of culture.

Thix is not the same fuxxxkingbullshit that you see on tevelsision——
this is raw, uncut, surging through our very being∆


[contact-field label=’Postion’ type=’select’ required=’1′ options=’Host ,Server,Busperson,Line Cook,Stylish Market Purveyor, Daring Forager,Meticulous Soundscapist,Apolitical Street Artist,Insomniatic Zine Publisher,Human Dishwasher’/]
[contact-field label=’You self identify as…’ type=’select’ required=’1′ options=’Plain White,Gendered Millenial,Unabashed Mixed Race,Aggressive Disinterested, Passionate Unfocused,Pansexual Atheist’/]
[contact-field label=’Are you highly litigious?’ type=’select’ required=’1′ options=’No, Yes’/]
[contact-field label=’List three pains from past lives’ type=’textarea’/]
[contact-field label=’Your favorite Kerouac quote?’ type=’text’/]
[contact-field label=’Kitchen Experience 😒 though we care more about your life exxpcerience– how many people have you defended? how bold have you been? how often do you storm out of rooms? how many grudges do you hold? how close do you tell your friends you are when you are running late and havenot even left the house?’ type=’textarea’/]
[contact-field label=’Email’ type=’email’ required=’1’/]
[contact-field label=’Name’ type=’name’/]
[contact-field label=’Why do YOU hate YOUR father?’ type=’text’ required=’1’/]

— Please note we charge a 37% Service Fee so our staff (WHITE AND OTHERWISE) can enjoy as good as health care as you. Sorry (Not Sorry). If you have a problem with this we will gladly give you your food for free because that’s really what you want, you trash. —